I'm attacked by WHAT???

And to end the week on an odd note...

I did some info seeking for Culdcept DS, and found this site (translated by Google). What I found near the bottom was this.

What if it could talk?

Wait...if my colon looks like a mushroom, then why do I urinate from it?

Here's the original link, if you want to check it out yourself. Have a good weekend!