Let's go through this systematically, okay? Since I missed about 3 weeks worth of Zero Punctuation and Yahtzee's rantings, we'll go through this in the order I missed. And yes, this will be a "Lazy Thursday" this week - I don't know what happened yesterday.
First up, Painkiller - a FPS game where you get to "kill tons of dudes," as Yahtzee so eloquently puts it. NSFW, enjoy!