Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!

The second-to-biggest news this week at the Smash Bros Dojo site is the addition of Snake from Metal Gear Solid into the roster. After seeing the images of Snake in action, however, I think they should've came with some caption setting up the moment.

"What's that you got there? A 'Super Scope'? Well, lemme introduce you to this!"

"'Fire Emblem' has nothing on my game, you got that??"

"Surprise! It's-a-me...Snake!!"

Now, if he got health from gnawing on other players, that would be awesome.